A boy may hold open a door for you, because he thinks you’re too weak to do it yourself. A man will hold open a door for you, because he believes you are better than him, and such tasks are beneath you. A boy will remind you of his birthday. A man will remember yours. A boy will dread your time of the month. A man will know when it is before you do, and have the chocolate ready. A boy believes that sometimes “no” means “yes.” A man knows that “no” means “no” and that, in fact, sometimes “yes” means “no” as well. A boy will want to do things to you. A man will want to do things with you. A boy will believe that real men don’t cry. A man will not be afraid to show his emotions. A boy will think that the idea of a threesome is awesome. A man won’t want to share you with anyone. A boy will spend his time wondering what he can get from you. A man will spend his time wondering what he can give to you. A boy will think you should be grateful that he comes home to you. A man wouldn’t leave without you in the first place. A boy will tell you what he thinks. A man will ask you what you think. A boy may call you “bitch” or “hoe”. A man will call you by name. A boy will have a back up plan. A man will be lost without you. A boy will be afraid of commitment. A man will think forever is too short a time with you. A boy will say “If you loved me you would”. A man will simply say “I love you”.