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Too much shit on my plate right now. I have things due left and right, and dealing with family related issues. I don’t have time for other people’s hang-ups and issues until I’m done wading through mine. Please, please, please. Understand that sometimes words are just words, kindness is just kindness, and that not everything has subtext. I don’t have subtext. I have text. I am me. I’m not who you think I am. I’m as fucked up as the next unique special snowflake fluttering around this snowglobe we call a planet. Uniquely similar. I want simplicity. I need time to breathe and space to evaluate. Fuck fuck fuck.
My typewriter needs a name.
This is 10 months old, but still relevant.
“The earth is my body, my head is in the stars.” — Maude Chardin, Harold And Maude (via movieoftheday)
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I need to find a place in New York (or hey, even New Jersey) where I can get my hands on some of these. This is priority #1.
I have amazingly talented friends. Check out Willa’s art at her site.
Clicking the image takes you to her etsy store.
“I’d say I’m sorry to disappoint you, but I’m not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don’t have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you’re screwed. Bad people are punished by society’s laws, and good people are punished by Murphy’s Law. So you see my dilemma.”
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Anonymous asked: Ice cream or milkshakes?
Depends on the flavor, but Milkshakes are pretty much ice cream you can suck through a straw, and what’s not to love about that? I love strawberry milkshakes, or vanilla shakes with a big plate of french fries. Another perk about milkshakes? You can have them with your meal instead of having to wait until dessert. I love that I got a question like this though, because ice cream might be one of my favorite things on this great big world of ours. It also might be one of the few ways I actually enjoy milk.
A boy may hold open a door for you, because he thinks you’re too weak to do it yourself. A man will hold open a door for you, because he believes you are better than him, and such tasks are beneath you. A boy will remind you of his birthday. A man will remember yours. A boy will dread your time of the month. A man will know when it is before you do, and have the chocolate ready. A boy believes that sometimes “no” means “yes.” A man knows that “no” means “no” and that, in fact, sometimes “yes” means “no” as well. A boy will want to do things to you. A man will want to do things with you. A boy will believe that real men don’t cry. A man will not be afraid to show his emotions. A boy will think that the idea of a threesome is awesome. A man won’t want to share you with anyone. A boy will spend his time wondering what he can get from you. A man will spend his time wondering what he can give to you. A boy will think you should be grateful that he comes home to you. A man wouldn’t leave without you in the first place. A boy will tell you what he thinks. A man will ask you what you think. A boy may call you “bitch” or “hoe”. A man will call you by name. A boy will have a back up plan. A man will be lost without you. A boy will be afraid of commitment. A man will think forever is too short a time with you. A boy will say “If you loved me you would”. A man will simply say “I love you”.